Ocean
The ocean is a really big swimming pool owned by Bill Gates. Because he never bothers to clean it, many fishies like to live there. Even some people swim in the ocean, unaware that they are trespassing onto private property of Mr. Gates.
History
The Gates family had their pool installed by a top Microsoft employee in 1956 (see right). Unexpectedly, the pool overflowed and flooded the entire world. It turns out that the worker's calculations were a bit off. The flooding destroyed much land, but gave rise to new technological advances. A caveman named Og III invented the boat in 2001, and made a fortune.
Today, the ocean is still maintained by Gates, and has been studied extensively for its exotic forms of life such as fishies, and for its salt.
Structure
The ocean is made mostly of water, but also has some fishies. The water is heated in some areas, called the jacuzzis. Currents can bring this heat to other places in the pool. Some parts are really cold and frozen, from when Bill Gates left the freezer open too long. The drain is located in the area known as the Bermuda Triangle. All the water drains to the core, where it evaporates into the warped space-time continium, soon becoming a hyperflux/lower dimensional cross-rotorallindrical microscroflupostriculum babblegoomegablahblahblahmeh which, as you can clearly understand, powers Google.
Controversy and Critisism
Bill Gates has been sued multiple times for damage, especially from tsunamis. Tsunamis are giant waves created by Bill Gates's swimming pool's Surf Simulator. Gates claims that his kids just want to have some surfing fun, and he is sorry for destorying cities and homes.
