Cheese Puff
Cheese puffs are crunchy snacks composed of a magical substance called Cheezium (Ch2e+z) and air. Cheese puffs have been around for who knows how long, and were invented by what's-his-face at that place.
Discovery of Cheezium
Cheezium was discovered by Jane Goodall in the Fairy Forest of Neverneverneverland. Goodall fed Cheezium to humans and invented the chimpanzee by doing so. She realized that the power of Cheezium must be toned down a lot if it was to be sold on the market. She invented a machine that fluffed up Cheezium with air and toasted it to perfection. Of course, to make it a true snack food, the finishing touch was a tank full of trans fat. And voila, the cheese puff was created.
Cheezium is explosive, lethal, illegal, and spontaneously combustable, so as a precaution, cheese puff manufacturers do not label it in the ingredients, as if that makes it any safer.
